A word from our ancestors
Given that this website can be expecting some new visitors sometime soon, it seemed a good idea to perhaps write a bit about OUDS and what it is. But it turns out that answering the question "What is OUDS, exactly?", like me, isn't as easy as it looks.
Problem number one is that if I start by explaining that we're debaters, that's just too geeky. But then if I discuss the other stuff we do, it's really just a list of depraved acts ranging from dodgy to down-right criminal, and often both.
OUDS is a great way to meet people, but you wouldn't want them at your funeral unless they were well gagged.
OUDS is what we do on Tuesdays, and sometimes into the small hours of Wednesdays.
Occasionally OUDS is what we do for weekends or whole weeks, but that's just scary, expensive, and unhealthy.
OUDS looks just as great on CVs as it does on the karaoke stage.
OUDS has its own language - it sounds like we're speaking English, but really we're just talking shit.
OUDS lies about its own name, but only when booking tables.
OUDS is broke, but no-one wants to fix it.
OUDS is as OUDS does, and it's about as stupid as that sounds.
